We’re on a mission to find the biggest loser in British politics. This person is a Libdem candidate who’s standing in the local elections for the first time.Â We just don’t know who they are yet.
You might be reading this and thinking “hang on a minute, the BNP and National Front are standing candidates, surely they’re bigger fuckwits than any Libdem”. While we sympathise with your view you’re wrong. Libdems standing now, especially those who are new candidates are worse than any BNP or NF loon.
The BNP or the NF while deluded and vile can still argue that they wouldn’t be an unmitigated disaster for the people of this country, that they would do a good job and make everyone happy. Of course we would argue against them and point out the lunacy and hatred that they’re policies represent.Â It would be a “what if” argument though.Â The Libdem is different, the Libdem has seen the result of their party getting a sniff of power. They’ve seen the cuts, the closures and the job loses and they know their party is complicit.Â They can’t hide behind ignorance.
You might think that we should target a Libdem veteran, a candidate or incumbent who’s been a yellow rosette wearing feature of local politics for years. We think new blood is worse.Â Don’t get us wrong, we hate them all, and we do mean hate.Â A new candidate has seen Clegg join the Tories in power, seen the assault on the working class of this country over the last 12 months and still they’ve put their name forward as a Libdem candidate, they’ve joined in afterwards.
We’re not even sure how many exist yet, there can’t be too many. At least one didn’t even know he was a candidate until he read his name in the local paper.
When we’ve identified our deluded Libdem candidate, we’re going to go to their count and give them a t-shirt with their face on it and “the biggest loser in British Politics” .
We admit we’re going to look a bit silly if they win, but we’re sure that’s not going to happen, in the Wednesbury North election in November the Libdem candidate got less votes than the National Front.
We need your help. Do you know of a first time Libdem candidate? Do they have a twitter account? We want to be part of their political experience.
Post their name and any links below and we’ll say hi.